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• (419): View more from Ohio

  mustard is like jesus in yellow tights

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon

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  Covered in confetti and bad decisions

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.

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• (631): View more from New York

  most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  8===D

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  That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.

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• (585): View more from New York

  this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field

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• (845): View more from New York

  You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?

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• (310): View more from California

  No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna go on a picnic?

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  ... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?

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