I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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