Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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