i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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