Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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