I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
