He is an equal opportunity slut.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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