i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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