K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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