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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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