why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
