I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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