i just had sex bonerless
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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