That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I'm at about main and main street
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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