I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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