He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You ate ashes out of my bong
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Will exercising make me less horny?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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