im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
NoShamevember. You game?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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