If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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