If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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