dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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