if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Your cock deserves a montage
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
