it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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