i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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