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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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