PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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