i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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