Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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