I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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