I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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