you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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