I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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