I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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