Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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