My boss' voice literally gives me gas
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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