I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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