I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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