hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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