Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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