So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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