doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
