i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Swine flu. Run for my life!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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