HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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