hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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