I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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