I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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