plz talk dirty to me
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he shaved USA in his pubs
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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