The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
