Having a random hookup so left but love u
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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