Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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