ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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