Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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