? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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