Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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