plz talk dirty to me
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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